Kanye West and Kim Kardashian named their third child Chicago. Chicago? Ohhh, come on. Maine has wayyyy better baby names.

 

Kittery

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"How lovely that little Kittery was invited to Brittney's 6th birthday party?"

 

Calais

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"Calais has turned out to be an amazing football player."

 

Biddeford

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"Biddeford lost her phone. She had been sending inappropriate text messages to Chicago."

 

Orono

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"Orono and McKenzie look so nice in their new birthday dresses."

And my favorite Maine town/city that is way better than Chicago...

Auburn

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"Auburn is fighting with her twin brother Lewiston over the size of their pancakes."

If you had to pick a town name, what would you name your kid?