Hi. I'm Lori Voornas. Here is where you learn a little more about me. Um..let's see. I've been doing radio for about as long as Kylie (of the Q Morning Show) has been alive. Why? Because they haven't fired me. I love my job, I love my listeners and I love fried chicken. I love helping people, my family and my dog Casco. I love long walks on the beach and reading a good mystery novel. Please swipe right. Wait...what was I doing. Oh right - my radio bio. My goal is to take over the world! Or at least keep you listening in the morning. Does anyone ever read these bios? If you do, call the Q Morning Show any time and say the password 'kumquat' and I'll set you up with a prize. Thanks for reading this. UPDATE: Okay..you guys DO read this damn thing. Good for you! I have run out of prizes...but for a good laugh, please feel free to call and just say the word kumquat. It's a funny word.
The Premiere of Must See TV – ‘4 Gays Guys & Me (Also Gay)’
Okay NBC, you can contact me at any time! I think this show would be perfect debuting after Will and Grace on Thursday nights...
I’m Being Overrun!!
These things are big, they smell bad when you kill them and they are friggin' everywhere I look in my house! Help!
Stop Saying Velcro – It’s Hook and Loop Damn it!
Velcro Brand is sick and tired of you calling all things that fasten like that Velcro...so they made a music video begging you to stop it!
Ever Been Scammed? Can’t Tell If I’m Too Nice, Too Gullible or Just Dumb
I spent 60 dollars to see Caroline Rae, Ryan Styles (Who's Line is it Anyway) and Tina Fey. Tina Fey! But alas...it was a lie.
Text Your Cans for a Cure Donation Right Now!
How many bottles and cans would you like to donate? You can do it all on your phone!
4 Gays Guys and Me…Also Gay
It's hard to remember all we did...so, travel with me as I remember my weekend with the 'boys' in pictures...
Maine Underground Salsa Lady Goes Big Time…Over 1 Million in Sales!
Have you tried Plucked Salsa? Kelly from Windham started making it for friends in her basement. She's now in Hannaford, Whole Foods and all the way to PA...
Get on the Can Van Route Today!
Want Lori or Kylie to come to YOU and pick up your bottles and cans? They'll do that...all you have to do is get on the 'Can Van' route.
Great Movies This Weekend, Including 2 True Stories…
Movie Mom says the long wait is over, and some great movies are in the theater this weekend, including 'Stronger' with Jake Gyllenhaal.
Want a Football Signed by Gronk? Here’s How…
Want a Gronk signed football and help out a Mainer fighting cancer? I'll be hosting a live auction with Gronk signed footballs, an Andrew Luck signed Colt's jersey and more...