Have Mercy! Here’s a Photo of Uncle Jesse’s Butt [NSFW]

I'm not sure what he's promoting. I'm not sure where his pants went. I'm not sure if I really want to see this. But here I go, looking at Uncle Jesse's butt.

They're calling it "The New Moon of John Stamos" which is probably the cheekiest title they could come up with.

Cheekiest, get it?

So he didn't just strip half-naked and call it a day. He also did an interview with the magazine as part of their #FANDEMONIUM issue, "celebrating stars with devoted online fan bases."