I Didn't Go on This Log Flume Because I Had Way More Fun Messing With the Riders

This is Dudley Do-Right's Ripsaw Falls at Islands of Adventure in Orlando. I refused to go on it because you get totally soaked and I actually had more fun with the riders at the end of the ride.

If you've seen any log flume ride at an amusement park, you've probably noticed the water cannons set up somewhere along the flume where for a quarter, you can soak riders as they float by. Funtown Splashtown USA has them in Saco on Thunderfalls.

The cannons on Ripsaw Falls are brutal though. They're set up after you're already soaked at the end of the ride and if you don't know they're there, getting sprayed with them is like beating you when you're already down. I was giving out the beatings and loving it.

I must have dropped a ton of tokens into this thing, spraying over a dozen boats.

Mean? Yes. Sadistic? Maybe. Fun? Absolutely!