I Got a Good Laugh Out of This Text From My Son

My son Jake is almost 9-years-old, which I'm still trying to wrap my head around. He and I text each other to stay in touch and some of his responses are too funny. 

He uses his mom's old smartphone around the house to watch videos and text me using WiFi. "The Boy" is not ready for his own phone yet.

I checked in with him a few days ago and this is how the conversation started.

Really? Someone is just too cool for their own good here, but I couldn't help but laugh.

What are some of the things that your kids said that were so outrageous you had to laugh? Share them with us in the comments below or on Facebook or Twitter @Q979.