“If You Had 365 Days To Eat A Wooden Door” And Other Crazy Questions

If you had a year to eat a wooden door, how would you do it?

The sane, logical, rational response is that you wouldn't, but hey... this is the internet. Suppose you have to. How do you do it?

These and many other questions are absolutely vital to those of us who need to be constantly entertained, amused, and otherwise distracted from being responsible, productive adults.

Welcome to the "Front Page of the Internet."

If you, like me, are obsessed with the ebbs and flows of internet culture, you are undoubtedly aware of Reddit.

Reddit is divided into thousands of "subreddits," each devoted to a certain topic or area of interest. One of my favorites is "Ask Reddit," where one of today's top questions is about eating a wooden door.

So... what's your answer?

I'd grind it up and sprinkle it over my cheerios.