Jeff Wore Lipstick This Weekend and Here’s Why

Ever wonder what I look like with lipstick? I never did either, but now you'll never have to, because here I am with hot, hooker red lipstick for the world to see. Why am I wearing lipstick? 
What you see in the background of the picture is why.

A women's pinball tournament in Massachusetts called the "Sweet Talker Tournament" was held on Saturday, and the players significant others were invited to participate in a side tournament. It was called the "Lipstick on a Pig Tournament" and all players had to wear lipstick.

I made the mistake of letting my girlfriend Michele apply mine since I had no idea what I was doing. She didn't hold back as you can see above. The other guys put there's on like Chapsitck and you could barely tell they were wearing any.

What have I learned about wearing lipstick. You quickly forget it's even there. In fact, after eating lunch at the tourney, I wiped my mouth with a napkin and was told later that I wasn't wearing it anymore. It must have all come off on the napkin. I was told I could reapply, since that's what women have to do but at that point we thought the tournament was over so I didn't bother.

I ended up making it to the final four and played it sans lipstick as you can see in this shot of the live feed on Twitch. Yes, pinball is streamed live on Twitch just like video games. Sure it's not nearly as as popular as League of Legends, but people do watch.

I finished fourth and Michele finished third with the ladies. She's much better at pinball than she gives herself credit for.

Enjoy the picture of me in my bright red lipstick. I know Lori and Kylie will.