Okay Kmart. I get you. You need to advertise for Christmas but it's way too early so you came up with a clever way to disguise your Christmas commercial as not a Christmas commercial and made me chuckle. 

I also get that the Kmart that was in Falmouth is now a Walmart and the Kmart that was in Scarborough is now a bunch of medical offices. I get that if I want to go to Kmart in Maine, I have to go to Auburn, Augusta, Waterville, Bangor, Presque Isle, or Madawaska which is so close to Canada that 85% of the population speaks French.

Thanks to your clever commercial and knowing how I feel about Christmas though, I damn well might drive up to Auburn today and put all my stuff on layaway.

Well played Kmart. Well played.

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