If you've ever played Cards Against Humanity you know that this game can be pretty horrible which makes it so much fun. The website for the game even describes it "despicable and awkward as you and your friends." Well awkward perfectly describes the card that Lance Armstrong drew this weekend while playing Cards Against Humanity. 

Here's how the game works from the official rules:

Each player draws ten white "answer" cards. One randomly chosen player begins as the Card Czar, and plays a black "question" card. The Card Czar reads the question out to the group. Each player answers the question by passing one white "answer" card, face down, to the Card Czar. The Card Czar shuffles all of the answers, reads them out loud in a humorous fashion, and picks their favorite. Whoever played that answer gets to keep the Black Card as one Awesome Point.

 

Lance Armstrong tweeted the card he drew this weekend:

 

 

Ouch. Well at least he didn't choose the "Lance Armstrong's Bronze medal he won while doping" card.