Lori Thought Her Phone’s Home Button Was Called Something Else
While remarking on the fact that I changed her phone's background to a super flattering picture of myself as a low-key prank, Lori referred to her phone's home button as something a little disturbing.
"Press the belly button," she urged to everyone, wandering around the office and giggling.
When Jeff and I confronted her about her curious habit, she yelled calmly, "GOOGLE IT! And one of you knuckleheads will be apologizing to me in the next talk break!!"
Well, Google we did, and here's a screenshot of our results (caution - there are pictures of human belly buttons, so abort now if you'd rather not see them):
Not surprisingly, the sea of iPhones with circled home buttons and arrows labeling "belly button" that Lori expected is not exactly what we got. More disturbing still, the actual results we got were even worse - who wants to equate that handy ring attachment to a belly button ring?! It's all plenty gross, but suffice it to say that we're fairly sure Lori made up the term and now she's claiming to be a trend-setter. Cue: eye roll.