If you've ever tried to go out in Portland to eat, you know it's crowded. The Phoenix has an article with THE dirtiest option for eating in downtown Portland.

Seriously. Even the headline of the article is NSFW. You've been warned.

Before Bon Appetite named Portland the Restaurant City of the Year, going out to eat in Portland was a project. You can't just "pop" in to any place!

But my God, I'm not kidding when I tell you, that this article in the Phoenix is, well, it left me speechless.

You can check out the NSFW title, which mentions "Where Real Portlanders Eat Out" and definitely doesn't involve any cats, here.

That headline certainly got me to read the article thinking I'm missing some reference that only the cool kids get. But nope. Not. At. All.

Definitely no Portland restaurant suggestions there...