Pole Dancing on First Day of Kindergarten! Can You Beat That?

One kindergarten school in China thought it would 'liven up the mood' for the first day of school if they had a pole dancer. Nope.

According to the Portland Press Herald:

There, on a stage in the courtyard, in front of rows of children aged 3 to 6, all first-day-ready in pristine white shirts and neatly pressed black shorts, a woman did a routine that would not be out of place in a downtown strip club.

As one parent pointed out...who would think this was a good idea.

The school apologized. But it does lend to the question...what craziness happened on your first day of school. There's always the kid that pukes...but for me, I made it memorable.

For the first day of first grade, I wore a green dress with big white polka dots. Yes...I wore a dress (mom made me). I remember Dennis dared me to lift it over my head, which I promptly did with no hesitation. Good thing I was wearing underwear.

Still doesn't beat a pole dancer, but I'm sure I scarred a few kids too.