Toronto Mayor Rob Ford need to stay in office forever. He has been the best source of daily comedy from an elected official in years. Not only does he do some of the most absurd things, he sparks creativity to make it LOOK like he's doing absurd things.

You may have seen the Jean Claude Van Damme Volvo ad where he does a split between two trucks that are travelling backwards. Someone thought it would be a great idea to superimpose Rob Ford's head over Van Damme's and make HIM do the split. The effects are very impressive but they left out the crack pipe in his mouth.