Looking for a new home in Portland? Well you're in luck! This baby is for sale right now for a low, low price! Just $2,200,000! That's right. 2.2 million dollars!

This single family home is located at 22 Eastern Promenade in Portland. It has 3 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms. That's right. More bathrooms than bedrooms. People I guess don't want to walk the 6043 square feet to take a pee. Here's a look around.

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This house was built in 1890 and has a beautiful view of Casco Bay. There's a fancy table in the entryway just perfect for displaying the flowers that your significant other can afford to buy you daily.

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The house has 15 total rooms. This one has a grandfather clock built into the wall that your teenager will struggle to tell the time on.

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It may have been built in the 19th century, but it's had some work done since them. A modern kitchen. Very nice. The help will enjoy making meals here.

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Another of the 15 rooms with one of two fireplaces. Doesn't anyone watch TV in this house?

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A bar and game area with a pool table. Bartender! I'll take a PBR in a can.

This house also comes with an attached carriage house and additional two bedroom and two bathroom apartment with a private entrance. Not only can you have a place to store your carriage, you can also store your mother-in-law in her own little space.

Too rich for you? I understand. Here's the other end of the spectrum. The cheapest house in Portland on 181 St. John Street.

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This one goes for $89,900. So cheap they couldn't afford a bigger picture.