You know that sweater hanging in your closet that you never wear? The one that use to be your absolute favorite until you washed it one too many times and the surface got all pilled up, covered in stubborn little fuzzballs? You don't want to give it away because you know you could just spend an afternoon shaving/picking the surface back to new, but who has that kind of time?

I'm about to blow your mind. I, too, once had this problem. Then Jeff showed me this amazing invention called a depiller that delicately slices off those little devils and SUCKS THEM INTO A RESERVE, leaving a beautifully perfect like-new surface behind!!

He demonstrated this wonder of a machine with me on the show:

What's even more satisfying than my brand spakin' new sweatshirt surface is the ball of lint left behind in the container!

Lou, Townsquare Media

LOOK AT THAT BABY! You could make a whole new sock with the stupid lint gathered on your old sweatshirts! TAKE THAT, FUZZBALLS!