When I agreed to let Lori shave off my goatee after we asked if I should keep it or not, I thought she knew what she was doing. Sure, she's used a razor, but never on a face, much less someone else's. That was my mistake.

For one thing, she forgot to get a bowl of water to rinse the razor with. At one point it felt like she was ripping the hair right out of my face, because she was! Lucky for me she gave up and I was just left with a little bit of razor burn and went to the men's room to finish the job properly.

Never again!