Nobody beats me in a childhood photo contest. Nobody.

So, today I saw Lori and Jeff from the Q Morning Show posting pictures from the days of yore, when we were all cute and cuddly. Can you imagine sitting next to Lori in the third grade? She must have been even funnier and more spontaneous than she is now that we're paying her to be.

Jeff's photos look a lot like you think they would. Nice graduation pic, Jeff.

Above, you can see just how happy I was when I got a Jeep when I was four. My joy was only constrained by the fact that my mother wouldn't let me drive it on the road. Looking back, I applaud her parenting decision (not letting your kid get killed in a mini-car by an actual car on a public highway), but at the time, it really put a damper on my mood.

Now, for the uninitiated... there's an old saying in my family:

I was born as a 90-year-old man baby.

Don't believe me? I even had a combover. Take a look for yourself:

Ryan Gavin, 1991
Ryan Gavin, 1991
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I win.

(thanks Mom)

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