Last crazy phone call from my parents had me convinced my mom was dead! This time, it has me convinced they are just crazy. 

I missed a call from them Friday night. Oops. I listened to the voice mail message and was COMPLETELY confused. Here, you listen!

What? Of course I called them back right away. Apparently they could not find a recipe for Caesar dressing and were completely lost. Now, the iPhone I sent them could have found one for them. Ohhhhh, but no. That phone sits dead as a door nail on their kitchen counter.

So, I Googled a fabulous recipe from the Food Network and called back and slowly told them what to do. I said I would call back to see how it all worked out. I ended up calling the next day. Guess what? THEY NEVER MADE IT BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN TOO LONG! They put some oil and lemon on their salad and called it good. Dear God...

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