Now, more than ever, local businesses need our support.

Also...

Now, more than ever, we need toilet paper.

Binga's Windham has a hilarious offer that's mutually beneficial.

Announced on Facebook that they will be rolling out a hilarious way to beef up your TP supply. Beginning on Tuesday the 14th, the anniversary of the first time they had such a challenge, if you call and order in the voice of Sean Connery, you'll be rewarded with a coveted roll of toilet paper.

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TP incentives are going on all week.

Wednesday, pick up your order wearing a onesie.

Thursday, rock a wig.

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Friday, don your favorite Halloween costume.

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Saturday, dress as the opposite gender.

Finally, on Sunday, go dressed as your favorite character from Tiger King.

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Not gonna lie, all of these sound hilarious and serve as something fun to do instead of being stuck at home.

I'm totally hopping on board. I could use some take-out and an extra roll of TP wouldn't hurt either. My toughest decision is going to be which day to take advantage of?

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