Do You See What I See?

I don't think I'm a dirty person, but seriously - do you see what I see? It's split about 50/50 among my friends. Do you think It stopped me from eating the ham a cheese croissant? 

ham and cheese croisant is yummy

Puh-leeze. The only way I wouldn't have eaten that croissant is if it really WAS that 'thing'.

ham and cheese croisant all gone

All gone. That tasted like more.