How Have I Survived This Long?

I truly am lucky to be alive. Sometimes I just don't understand how I get through the day. My dentist told me to use ACT for my teeth. Pretty simple, right?  Oh, I screwed it up and JUST realized it!

As I was rinsing, I was bored so I read the directions. They were very explicit. Like:

'Fill to 10mm line. DO NOT GO OVER LINE'

Act measuring cup 10mm

Oh really? Uh...well, this is where I have been filling this sucker to here!!

Act measuring cup my fill line

That's like ohhhh, 5 times the amount!  Am I gonna die!?  I've been doing it wrong for months!  MONTHS! I think I'm gonna live...I think.