I Just Had the Absolute Worst Vacation of My Entire Life

When I take some well deserved time off, I don't typically do much. With a global pandemic keeping me from travelling, I'm perfectly happy with that. I miss my trips to pinball tournaments and shows that I usually go to during my vacations, but sitting at home binge watching TV and playing video games while not having to even shower if I don't want to, is a great vacation for me too.

That's how I had hoped my vacation would go, but the dumpster fire that is 2020 decided it wasn't done yet. Shall I start at the beginning?