Craigslist Postings

You can literally get anything or, in some circumstances, anyone off of Craiglist. Hell, I scored my first apartment off Craiglist and tons of Sox, Pats and Celtics the same way.

And we all know what a gold mine the Missed Connections section of Craigslist is. Seriously. Absolute gold. If you haven't checked it out yet, do it in your free time. It's as addictive as scrolling through TikTok.

Andrik Langfield / Abby Savage
Andrik Langfield / Abby Savage

Craigslist Jobs

Another thing you can snag on Craigslist -- a job. Literally any kind of job under the sun, too. A quick search of the Maine Craigslist Job page shows job offerings for delivery drivers, handypersons, and more.

But a job that was offered by a man in Massachusetts is -- well, it's unique. And hilarious. And slightly gross. And bit creepy. And tough to figure out if it's a joke or not (even though the listing says it's not.)

Want to replace this man's girlfriend?

Before you jump to conclusions, it's not a job like that. Nothing that's a creepy sugar daddy/sugar baby setup. Nothing that's illegal (unless you're on the Vegas strip, where apparently it's legal.) It doesn't involve any removal of clothing. Well, for the most part. The guy will become shirtless, but not for anything X-rated. It's a very PG job -- just a little gross.

Massachusetts Craigslist
Massachusetts Craigslist

"Job title: shaving body hair" about killed me, for the record. But no judgment -- if you're looking for an outside-the-box side hustle, I'm not one to -- as one of my friends says -- "yuck someone's yum," you can offer your services directly on the listing.

Question, though. Do you like...apply for a body shaving job? And what does that resume look like?!

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