This Feels Weird, But Could New England Companies Start Granting ‘Sex Days’ Like Sick Days

This is hilarious. This is just what America needed but nobody knew how to phrase it; 'sexual wellness days'. These are considered "sick days" at work, but instead of fighting a cold you're skipping work to be a nawtie biscawtie.

Are companies in New England really granting 'Sex Days' for sick days?

According to Ziphealth, sexual wellness days should and could be a part of the future in the workplace. "How workplaces approach wellness is evolving, and sexual wellness is becoming a more prominent topic".

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What is the old port in Portland, Maine like on the weekends?

I'm just going to go for it and tell a quick story.

As a former bartender in the old port in Portland, Maine, I saw everything at night. Bartenders witness everything that goes on from the other side of the bar while you think we're not looking.

Overall, I'd say we have a pretty nawty state if you know what I mean.

It's like watching people come into the bar, get hammered, and watching them try to pick up whatever girl decides to sit next to them. It almost looks like a goal of theirs and it's hilarious to watch.

So my theory lies here. Maybe if all businesses in New England granted their employees these new 'sex days' it would decrease the aggression that some of these dudes have in Portland to go out on the town with the sole purpose of getting lucky. You know it makes sense!