This Parking Job Is Epically Bad and Epically Entertaining

A word of advice for this driver: call a cab.

The woman behind the wheel must've failed geometry in high school because she simply cannot figure out how to get her vehicle into a decent-sized parking space.

And once she does squeeze into it, she's totally off-center, wedged way too close to the car to her left, forcing her to get out on the passenger side.

As if that's not bad enough, it looks like she forgot to put the car in park and appears she may be on a cell phone (surprise).

She's pretty terrible, although she may have some competition for worst parker around. That's a matchup we'd never want to see.