I made what could possibly be dumbest purchase ever.

Have you ever just found yourself scrolling and scrolling Facebook. Ooooo, Jane had a baby - look at that lasagna being made in super fast motion!

One day I was scrolling and over and over again, I would see something for this 'funny wooden magic toy'.

IT'S AMAZING!!!

I had to have this!!  What the actual what? How is this done? Is it magnets? Is it magic? I MUST HAVE THIS! Here's where the stupid part comes in. I went immediately to their website - Swisscollcs. That should have been my first warning flag. Those letters don't go together.

Then upon clicking the weirdo name, this message pops up.

LITTLE WOODEN MAN WHO CAN'T BEAT INTERESTING MAGIC TOY（Not much stock, hurry up!!）

Mmmmm...that seems like English is a second language. But I didn't care, because IT'S SO AMAZING! I must have. Then I ordered THREE of these because there was free shipping! 40 dollars well spent for this AMAZING CRAZY MAGIC TOY!

Then I saw a friggin video on how the magic works.

I bought a damn magic trick! No, let me correct this - I bought THREE stupid wooden magic tricks!!!  Ugh, ugh, ugh!

They aren't in yet...but they are coming, and I'm assuming from China, so I'll let you know if they work in April!