So What Do The Crazy Menu Items at Silly's Restaurant Actually Look Like?

Silly's Restaurant on Washington Avenue in Portland is known for their extensive menu that makes every single person at the table happy. Silly's makes all their food by hand, including vegan, vegetarian, and gluten-free/dairy-free options as well as their out of this world indulgent dishes loaded with fried-bacon-cheesy-gravy goodness.

Silly's is also known for their unique names for the menu items. The names don't always reveal what you're about to eat.

Here are some of the crazy names and the insanely delicious dishes that go with them. Have you ever tried the Gravy Danger or the Zombie Burger? Here's what they look like.

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Bio Diesel

Vegan BBQ sauce, fried tofu, vegan mango & basil sauced coleslaw, tomato & pickles. Vegan.

One Foot in the Gravy

Sweet, red and white potato home fries topped with gluten free gravy, bacon, cheese, 3 sunny side eggs & scallions.

Zombie Burger

A veggie burger with spinach, onion, tomato topped with vegan mozzarella, hot sauce, spicy sauce, cold crushed pineapple & jalapenos. Gluten free, vegan.

The Full Monte

Silly’s potato bread done French toast style stacked with smoky ham slices, swiss & mozzarella cheese melted then topped with candied maple bacon served with home fries.

Kaa Noodling with Tofu

Rice noodles, red & green peppers tossed in garlic scallion ginger peanut butter sauce with choice of char-grilled chicken or fried tofu garnished with cilantro and a wedge of lime. Gluten free, vegan.

Empire Strikes Mac with Chicken

Your choice of BBQ smoked pork, lamb/pork sausage patty, a buffalo grilled chicken breast or buffalo tofu served with pickled zucchini relish & spicy buffalo mac & cheese topped with bleu cheese crumbles.