If you're in the market for a backwoods camp that would suit letting your hair down like Rapunzel, look no further.

While cruising Zillow, I came across this charming and unique home for sale in Islesboro, Maine (only 3 hours from Portland!) that will check everything off your princess wish list.

First of all, there's a freakin' fortified shingle tower with a spiral staircase leading up to the top. Not sure why a cross is perched on its apex... but maybe your king is a Christian? Or you could rip it off of there, your choice. Your castle!

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Next up, there's a back deck fit  for queens who love to nap on chaises lounges underneath a shade sail!

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Not enough for you, my royal highness? Let's take a stroll inside, shall we? This place is furnished to match your most regal of dreams. There's a mini piano. There's an antique wood stove. There's even a portrait of a mysterious (but clearly important) child hanging above the mantle! If this doesn't scream backwoods royalty, honey, I don't know what does.

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For icing on our decadent cake, let me take you to your royal shed. Complete with an A-frame design, office chair, and just the right amount of privacy, this structure provides an intimate living space for your court jester OR a mansion for your prince who may have been turned into a toad. Either way, it's always nice to have a getaway.

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You can have all this for the very affordable price of $225,000. But what am I saying? You're Maine royalty. You're probably already on your way in your timber frame chariot pulled by moose. Long live the queenah!