This is the Weirdest Free Item on Craigslist in Maine This Week

If interested, e-mail DAVE. All caps.

Stop searching for your Halloween costume, because this Craigslist-er has it covered. You can pick up a custom chicken-carrying-waiter-tray body suit for the all-inclusive price of zero dollars and zero cents. That's right. It's FREE and it's located in Scarborough.

DAVE was doing some end of summer cleaning and probably thought to himself,
"Eh, I got enough use out of this thing. Time to hand it off to a deserving home."

At least he knew no one would fork over any cash for the suit. After all, it is custom made, probably to fit DAVE's body, so that could lead to all sorts of logistical issues. What if the interested party wanted to try it on before purchasing? DAVE doesn't have time for a line of people in his garage to see if the chicken suit hugs them tight in all the right places.

While you're at it, help DAVE get a few more items off his hands, like the stuffed Gizmo Gremlin and Gateway computer monitor. Don't worry, it works.

DAVE, best of luck to you. I know someone will snatch this suit right up. If you're the lucky new owner of the custom chicken-carrying-waiter-tray body suit, please let me know.