Why Can’t I Wear These? Help! [VIDEO]

When summer rolls around, and everyone from kids to old people are putting on flip flops - I am stuck in my Tevas. 

The reason is ridiculous! I have no control over my feet and my gripping toes! They just take over and grip! I have tried to relax and ungrip...but noooooo, grip, grip, grip. White knuckle grip!

Lori doing the toe grip

Now comes the worst part...watch me walk in these things! It's horrible!  Help me!!

Am I the only freak? I am prepared to take yes as an answer. Can anyone help with this?

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