Why Can’t I Wear These? Help! [VIDEO]

When summer rolls around, and everyone from kids to old people are putting on flip flops - I am stuck in my Tevas. 

The reason is ridiculous! I have no control over my feet and my gripping toes! They just take over and grip! I have tried to relax and ungrip...but noooooo, grip, grip, grip. White knuckle grip!

Now comes the worst part...watch me walk in these things! It's horrible!  Help me!!

Am I the only freak? I am prepared to take yes as an answer. Can anyone help with this?

Do you have something you can't wear? Comment here or on Facebook or Twitter #summerfails