Yikes. I Like Coffee, Butt I Wouldn’t Do This…

I'm a fan of Gwyneth Paltrow, but I think this is going too far...

This is the Implant O-Rama at Home Coffee Enema offered on her website Goop.

I'm sorry. I've always thought of that as an exit door, not really for entry purposes.

Plus, I'm really a 4th grader at heart and can only think of silly names and advertising slogans...

• good to the last drop
• fill it to rim with Brim
• crappuccino
• asspreso
• Oh-Ram-Ahhhhhhh

But I know there's gotta be more out there.

Butt first...would you do this? And secondly, what fun names and slogans am I missing....tee hee.