You Could Have 60,000 Dollars in Your Cabinet?

Could I have 60,000 spilled out on my dining room table?

I ate an awful lot of Cheetos today looking for my share of that quarter of a million dollars. Cheetos wants pics of weirdly shaped Cheetos and they are giving away 250,000 dollars! I want my share! But I only ended up with incredibly orange fingers and only a handful of lame ass Cheetos. Do you think I can win?

Here's a question mark:

I know, I know. Check out this sea horse!

I can smell the check in the mail! I had a TON  of walking sticks!

Okay, okay. Maybe THIS is the winner. It's a chicken foot!

Trust me...I'm not quitting my day job just yet. Maybe you can be a big winner!