Okay. Jen...my Jen has a serious problem.  It's leaving things in places they don't belong. Keys, debit cards, phone...The other day she asked where her gloves were.  I found them in the garage in a bag of bags next to the bunny shavings.  Yup. Right where she left them. But the best one EVER was where I found the cordless phone one day.  You will NEVER guess where.

Yes! That IS the microwave, and yes that IS a left over chicken finger.  She said it was ringing and she was on her cellphone and needed it to be quiet. Of course, when we couldn't find the phone for a couple of days - that memory was not quite in recall.  Can ANYONE beat that? Comment below, but truly...I think I win...hands down.