We didn't know it until tonight's Oscars, but it's totally our dream come true for Brad Pitt to pass us a paper plate of pizza.

Ellen DeGeneres had her A-list audience in stitches when she stayed true to her word and had three large pizzas delivered to the Academy Awards audience. Brad Pitt gamely passed around plates and napkins (and was later spotted chomping on a slice), while Oscar-winner Jared Leto snagged a slice for his mom.

And although Ellen wanted to make sure pregnant Kerry Washington had a piece, the actress kindly declined.