These things are big, they smell bad when you kill them and they are friggin' everywhere I look in my house!  Help!

 

First of all, what the hell is this thing? Some throwback to the dark ages. The bug that should be used in all horror films.

I caught Casco (the dog) playing with one the other night. One showed up on this wall in the kitchen. I found one on the window, the floor...the paper towels!

They creep me out and I am tired of squishing them and smelling that god awful smell. What can I do to get rid of these sum bitches? Whatever it is...

Good news..they are slow, easy to kill.