The satirical website The Onion came up with a good one this week with their story of the Bangor Police and Stephen King.

Their headline says it all: "Bangor Police Bring In Stephen King To Help Track Demonic Car That Killed Woman." Of course, this is in reference to his best selling novel and movie "Christine" about a car that gets a life of its own.

The actual Bangor Police Department found it funny too and shared it on their Facebook page with TC's usual wit.