My secret wish? I want a tattoo! Well I DID want one, that is 'til I looked that the worst tattoos ever. Look here, if you dare. 

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YIKES! As if the weird half animation of Michael Jackson wasn't bad enough, you had to go and put mom and dad on your shoulder with terrible teeth? The tributes are sweet gestures but the outcome is horrifying!

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FAIL! I hate to bash anyone with their choice of expression but this girl must have friends that live really far away. You aren't a true friend if you let yours go out and get this done.

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NOT SO LUCKY-  to have a unicorn peeing on a cupcake (?) tat. I'm sure the person who will have this forever had a very artsy and interesting vision at the time. The artist? Not sure what their inspiration was.

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SPEECHLESS- Now i'm really scared! How do I find the right tattoo artist? How do I know what color is best or location? I was thinking about a "tramp stamp" but the whole "tramp" thing is making me think that might not be good. What should I do? I want to get a small tat of "Vegvisir" meaning "Guide post." It's a symbol the Vikings used as a compass.

What are the best local tattoo places or artists? I would love your input. Feel free to comment here. #mynewtat.