Diary of a Promo Girl: Issue 10, Why are you Hitting on Me?! [PHOTOS]

Dear Diary,

The creepiest thing happened to me yesterday. I was sitting outside, near the office, waiting for a few friends to go grab dinner. When this guy, who was probably close to my dad's age, sat down on the park bench right next to me. I was engrossed in my phone, checking my twitter of course, and he starts talking to me. Now, I'm a fairly friendly person, but I could tell he had other motives than just asking me for the time.

This is the lovely seating area near where I got hit on last night.
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He introduces himself, and shakes my hand. Now, on my right hand I wear a ring with my birthstone (aquamarine). It kinda sorta of looks like it could be an engagement ring on the wrong hand. After prodding me with questions about where I work, and why I'm sitting alone outside, he asks me if I'm single and this is where I get creeped out.

Not at any point in my brief answers to his questions did I lead him to think I'd be interested. I don't even think I looked up from my phone until he wanted to shake my hand. I lie to him and say that I'm engaged. Then he tells me that even with that, things still could possibly work out between us. I remind him that I am (lying even more here) happily engaged and I wouldn't even consider cheating. At that, he walks away from me. THANK GOODNESS! The creep was gone.

That was probably the weirdest and creepiest way I've been hit on in recent memory.

Please tell me I'm not alone, ladies and guys. What's the creepiest and/or weirdest way you have been hit on?