It’s Quite the Production to Pee at the Q

We have a problem here at the Q. If you have to use the bathroom...don't take the damn key home!

You see...when you need to ya know, you have to leave the office and travel down a hallway to the LOCKED public bathroom. You grab a key from the front desk, and do your business and then put the key back.

Well...we've been missing keys. All keys. Like hold it until you get home missing keys. You pee, tuck the key in your pocket and forget. But for some reason no one is bringing back the keys despite the DESPERATE emails pleading to bring the keys back!

So, try sticking this in your pocket.

Or this...

Or any of these...

I feel like I'm either peeing at a grade school or a gas station bathroom. I need my own key....