Stages of Love – According to Two Second Grade Girls

Matthew Malady at The Awl has a sister who is a teacher.  She caught two second grade girls giggling and investigated what the commotion was.  It turned out to be a hysterical list of the 'stages of love'.  

The girls didn't get a chance to finish the list.  Too bad, these two were on a rolll!

How to fall in love

• 1. First you stare at the person.
• 2. You get close to each other
• 3. You ask for a date.
• 4. You go in bed and do sex
• 5. When you kiss you suck and lick
• 6. Get nacked [sic] in bed and do more sex.
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• 8. Go dance and put your noses together.
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• 10. You go in bed forever Then kiss forever.
• 11. Take a shower together and kiss.
• 12. Give each other rings.
• 13. Go to the pool together.
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