‘The Onion’ Reports on Teen Pregnancy from Fairfield, Maine!

Just in case you've been taking yourself too seriously, take solace in the fact that The Onion is just a click away.

Reporting from Fairfield, the famous news source shed light on the abilities of an area nurse to detect teen pregnancy rates at Fairfield High School.

...And just in case you didn't notice... 'The Onion' is a satirical news site. No, it's not real.