Theo Von is an elite comedian and an animal.

I love him for this Maine shoutout.

Not many celebrities tend to visit Maine, so when they do, you'll know about it.

Remember when Dave Portnoy finally came up to Portland to shoot pizza reviews, and our entire state lost its marbles for about two weeks?

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Back to Theo Von.

Theo Von Talks About Maine

He recently visited Maine and jumped on a podcast to talk about his trip.

He says there are only 3 things Maine is made up of: Dunkin' Donuts, Urgent Cares, and cemeteries.

Watch the clip below.

He's not wrong. I used to live across from a cemetery in Portland which ironically, was also right next to a Dunkin' Donuts.

If you asked me which Urgent Care in town is my favorite, I'd immediately know the answer as well.

I can't disagree here. He nailed it.

When did Theo Von visit Maine?

At the very least, he had a comedy show in Bangor back in August 2024.

To be fair, staying in Bangor feels like it's in the middle of nowhere, so while I agree with Theo I'd also make the argument that he didn't get to see enough of the state for a fair assessment.

Apparently, Theo's talked about Maine a couple times. I just found this:

What about our beautiful hiking trails, the way local businesses are always helping our community, and, hello, what about the LOBSTER!?

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