Today’s Kids Never Had the Pleasure of Being Naughty With a Calculator

I'm the person you know that still has a physical address book and a 1983 calculator that still works.

I carry around with me a big ol bag. Inside there is a giant pile of throwback. An address book, a Oscar Mayer whistle, more pens that Staples...it's like an 1983 office that I carry with me everywhere I go.

But there is a relic in there that STILL works! It's my 1983 Cannon Scientific F-44 Calculator.

I have never changed the batteries. I have no idea why it's still working. If you look this up on Ebay or something, they call it 'vintage'. Great. My crap is so old it's vintage. But if you are a person who actually USED a calculator - then you remember these silly things that would bring SUCH delight!

Shhhh...don't tell the teacher what I just spelled. It only got more juvenile.

BOOBS! Hell now days, there's an emoji for that I'm sure. Even (.)(.) is better than 80085. But again, this brought such delight.

Or if you HAD boobs and knew how to use them you were....

If nothing else, spelling LOOSE on your calculator should teach you the difference between loose and lose. It didn't help me much. But most of us when we used calculators were...

Ahhhhh, the ol boobless. What do you have that's 'vintage' and still works?