I need to find me some friends!

My dog is a phenomenal conversationalist but we're running out of things to talk about. She's also not allowed in most bars and restaurants.

I enjoy games and puzzles,


Doing face masks,

Drinking beers (especially the sour ones),

Crafty DIY projects,

...and losing my nails, which should be clear at this point.

This post turned into a showcase of my #invisiblefingernails, but the fact remains that I'm looking for opportunities to make new pals. Got any ideas?