The opening scene shows Fitzy and his buddy leaning on a Jeep sippin' some Dunks and the first question asked is so ridiculous Fitzy's only reaction is to slap his friend right across the face.
The first time you see a football field where ice should be and field goal posts where safety nets usually are you quickly realize you've never seen anything like this in Portland.
Since the devastating loss of the Super Bowl, Pats players have been fleeing the team. It's a mass exodus and we are left scratching our heads about what is happening.