5 Maine Towns That Are Better Baby Names Than Chicago
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian named their third child Chicago. Chicago? Ohhh, come on. Maine has wayyyy better baby names.
"How lovely that little Kittery was invited to Brittney's 6th birthday party?"
"Calais has turned out to be an amazing football player."
"Biddeford lost her phone. She had been sending inappropriate text messages to Chicago."
"Orono and McKenzie look so nice in their new birthday dresses."
And my favorite Maine town/city that is way better than Chicago...
"Auburn is fighting with her twin brother Lewiston over the size of their pancakes."
If you had to pick a town name, what would you name your kid?