Do NOT Put Your Pineapple Upside Down in Your Grocery Cart!

Grocery shopping is hard enough without having to worry about your damn pineapple.

I like an occasional pineapple. But I'll be damned sure to NOT to put it upside down in my cart.

Apparently this is a 'signal' to let others know that you are a SWINGER! And it's not just in Maine - it's like a...thing!

Did you know this?

Have you done this?

Have you done this accidentally?

I may just stick to watermelon.