Giant Problem With This Awesome Yankee Swap Gift

At a Yankee Swap this weekend, I went right for the thing that looked like booze and I hit the mother load - Tito's! Except, there was a serious problem with it....

You see, somehow, this came to the Yankee Swap like this:

It still had the security cap on. How the hell did this even make it in to the swap? Did someone steal this? Since it's a Yankee Swap - not sure WHO bought this (if it was actually purchased) but now that I am the proud and extremely happy owner of this bottle of Tito's - what the hell do I do now?

It doesn't matter. I lost it to a trade. I now am the proud owner of a one pound gummy bear. Yes, you heard me - one pound. And yes...I can open it.

I need a drink.