Hey Portland! Love Ya, But Your Holiday Tree is Messed Up

I love Portland. I went to the tree lighting on Friday after Thanksgiving...and when they flipped the switch, I instantly thought...'Wha?'

Ya see...it happens at my house all the time. You think you have enough lights, cuz you did the year before - but then you find that one strand doesn't work and you scramble to find one that works. Or you have to buy a new strand and you can't find the kind you have...

That HAD to have happened to Portland. Do you see what I see?

It looks like they ran out of the blue dominant lights and went with the red dominant lights. Listen, I love Christmas, the holidays and all that is associated with it. Even the snarky crappy commercialism of it. But this looks like they stuck a red tree on top of a blue tree...

Okay Portland, fess up. Did ya run outta lights?