Ridiculous Reasons for Breaking Up – Can You Beat Them?

According to the internet, we have a Seinfeld level of tolerance when it comes to dating. Here are some reasons people have broken up...

If you thought you had a shallow reason for breaking up...get ready to feel better:

• She pronounced it 'cold slaw'
• She didn't believe in the moon landing

• Every time I yawned, she thought it was hilarious to stick her finger in my mouth
• When he watched DVR'd shows, he wouldn't fast-forward through the commercials!
• She ate her peas one at a time

• She would constantly say the names of the stores we passed while driving: 'Jiffy Lube!' 'Spencers!'  'Gym-boooor-eee!'
• His head was way too big for his body
• She walked too slow. We'd go out and walk down the street and I'd turn and she'd be 20 feet behind me.
• He walked like a T-Rex

• He put the spoon into the sugar jar after stirring her coffee, leaving clumps of coffee sugar.
• She'd wait until she had the bartender's attention and THEN start to decide on what to order
• He held his fork like a shovel!

• She had a mole on her eyelid. Every time I kissed her I saw it when she leaned in. I started having dreams the mole was talking to me
• He wore the same deodorant as my father.
• Her mouth made a trapezoid when she talked
• She was the loudest eater ever. She chewed with her mouth open and smacked her lips. God forbid she really like it, then came the litany of 'mmm' and 'noms'. It was like dating the Cookie Monster!

Can anyone beat those reasons for breaking it off?